And on the 8th day God blogged
Welcome to my new blog! If you didn't know I had an old blog, you probably don't belong here, so get the fuck out. I had to create a new blog because like all Americans I cherish our country's commitment to free speech, up to the point where people start actually exercising it. That's okay, though, because the new blog gives me a chance to show off a new background template. Isn't it pretty? It's got that soothing blue sky and the little lighthouse on the left; I feel like I'm in a Tommy Hilfiger ad. If it's all right with you, I'm just gonna go slip on a v-neck sweater over my J.Crew polo and roll my linen pants up my ankles, maybe walk along the beach with my golden retriever.