I'm an equal opportunity asskicker
Let's talk about the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer." When a company says it's an "equal opportunity employer," it doesn't actually mean it's an equal opportunity employer. What it means is, "We don't want white people. We'll hire a white person if we have to do, but what we really want is a black applicant. The very thought of a black applicant gets our HR department so incredibly jizzed up...we've got quotas to fill and discrimination suits to avoid, goddammit!" This is progress.