Can't Buy Him Love
Poor Mitt Romney. Nobody likes a Mor(m)on. What happened to the good ole days when you could just buy your way into (or out of) something? Where did those days go? How did it come to this?
You know what I'll miss most about Mitty Cent? All the comments about how presidential he looks. I never really knew what that meant. Does he look like this guy...
...or this guy....
...or even this guy?
How about him?
To be fair, he does remind me a little bit of a more chiseled version of this guy:
Long lost cousins?
"It always seemed to me like the President makes the voice, not the other way around." --The West Wing