No Ticket Updated
I decided this post wasn't very funny, so I had to update it. I want to say I filled it with all sorts of unnecessary creatures and skyscrapers, but I'm afraid none of you will get it. So here's this.
Oh yeah, I ended up not going. There was only one ticket between the two of us, and I didn't feel like going alone. An Obama convention is like a sporting event: sure, you could watch your team play, but the whole point is getting drunk and going with your buddies. But I did catch the post-game coverage on YouTube.