Wednesday, April 30, 2008

You Get What You Pay For

Here's a new reason to hit on the Caribou girls: Today I discovered something was floating in my coffee. I discovered this the hard way: by drinking it. I guess I got what I paid for. Which was nothing. So in that sense, I guess I got MORE than what I paid for.


Anonymous Mike said...

Obviously some blond-ponytailed farmer's daughter at caribou has been extra sweet and chirpy to you for months, hoping her charms and superior coffee provision services could warm your cold indifference, but has finally crumpled into a tear-streaked emotional wreck, quietly mumbling to herself "so many coffees, just the way he liked them, and he never noticed... never noticed..." and is now seeking vengeance through the very coffee with which she once attempted to please you. Obviously.

4:52 PM  

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