Everybody Gets Laidlaw
At work we have a product called Laidlaw. I'm not sure what it does, but everytime someone mentions it the only conclusion I can surmise is that it is Law that gets you Laid. Somehow, someway, against all odds, some genius has come up with a way to utilize the law in such a fashion that culminates in coetus. It may be something as complex as the overarching framework for determining what the definition of "is" is or something as simple as a loophole in the consent statutes. But whatever it is. It. Gets. You. Laid. If only they'd had it when Bill Clinton went to law school.
UPDATE: I seriously just learned that Laidlaw has nothing to do with the law. Wow.