Monday, May 26, 2008

How To Make An IKEA Bookshelf

1. Own more books than you know what to do with.
2. Peruse website for suitable item with weird name.
3. Travel to local IKEA.
4. Transport in tiny car by yourself since your "friend" never replied to your message. Wonder if he would have been more likely to reply if you had boobs.
5. Assemble as directed. Swearing at poor structural design is encouraged.
6. Attempt to make level until you realize it is the ceiling line that is uneven.
7. Repeat as necessary.
8. Enjoy.


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