The Mysterious Elevator Woman
I work on the top floor of my building, because I'm just that important. Today when I was leaving for work there was a woman already on the elevator when I got on.
She didn't get off [insert "I got her off" joke here].
She went down with me [insert "She went down on me" joke here].
I repeat: I work on the top floor. Where did she come from? What was she doing there? Where did she get her hair done? These are the questions.