Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Mysterious Elevator Woman

I work on the top floor of my building, because I'm just that important. Today when I was leaving for work there was a woman already on the elevator when I got on.

She didn't get off [insert "I got her off" joke here].

She went down with me [insert "She went down on me" joke here].

I repeat: I work on the top floor. Where did she come from? What was she doing there? Where did she get her hair done? These are the questions.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can completely relate. I've often forgotten to check what floor I'm going to before going in the elevator to hit the floor button. Then worried that I might look stupid I'll get off at the next floor, only to go back to the bottom so I can check what floor I should actually get to.

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