This girl is too old, this girl is too young...
I've noticed an advertisement on Facebook recently for a website that promises to facilitate the process of "meeting college girls." My opinion: if you need to go to a dating website in order to meet college girls, you're probably too old to be dating college girls. It's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.
MRS. LANDINGHAM: Josh, aren't you a little old to be leering at co-eds?
JOSH: I'm a Rhodes scholar, Mrs. Landingham; I don't "leer." Also, there'll be plenty of grad students there.