I Love You, Cupcake
I think one of the things I love so much about cupcakes is the name. Cup. Cake. It sounds like someone took a regular cake and used some futuristic laser ray to shrink it down to a size you could stick in your pocket and take with you. Or maybe like someone jammed a cake into a blender and fashioned from its goodness a delicious smoothie. Either way, I'm eating it.
One of my co-workers just said she loves to make cupcakes but doesn't like eating them. I should marry that girl.
Frosting is white;
Sprinkles are blue.
Cupcakes are good
But not good for you.
The song is so wholesome I can't fucking stand it.