Today someone called me asking to speak to "Harry Weiner." They didn't even do it right, which is sort of sad for them. They just came out and asked, "Can I speak to Harry Weiner?" Here's how the conversation should have gone down, if they'd had their shit together:
Me: This is [Law Revue].
Them: Can I speak to Harry, please?
Me: I'm sorry, Harry?
Them: Mr. Weiner.
Are you asking if I work with a "Harry Weiner?" Hold on a sec. Does anybody know how I can get hold of a "Harry Weiner?" Hey, Doug, what do you know about a "Harry Weiner?"
I'm sorry, I think he's got a meeting with a "Hugh Jazz."