Thursday, September 18, 2008

And On The 8th Day God Made A Facebook Profile

God bless Facebook. Facebook has endowed me, the little guy, with omniscient-like powers. Through the power of Facebook, I have been able to look up the Cute Mentee and, more importantly, judge her without the whole bother of getting to know her. Example: her brother is a crazy conservative who attended a rally held by Michelle Bachman, urging among other things that we "END THE MARXIST ORGY IN ST PAUL." Wow. That's a lot of words just to spell "high-minded debate." Winner.

I'm guessing you've never been to an orgy, because I'm pretty sure this isn't what it feels like.


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